A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLoughlin
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.
Carolyn Heilbrun
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho Marx
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong admit it;
Whenever you're right shut up.
Ogden Nash
What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life - to strengthen each other in all labour, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be one with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting?
George Eliot
Adam Bede
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
Theodore Hesburgh
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Homer
The Odyssey.
She's got gaps and I got gaps, and between the two of us, our gaps meet and we sort of fill each other in.
Rocky Balboa
From 1976 Rocky movie.
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
Leo Tolstoy
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Helen Rowland
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
Marriage is the union of two divinities that a third might be born on earth. It is the union of two souls in a strong love for the abolishment of separateness. It is that higher unity which fuses the separate unities within the two spirits. It is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance, and whose ending is Eternity. It is the pure rain that falls from an unblemished sky to fructify and bless the fields of divine Nature.
Kahlil Gibran
Words of the Master
Come live with me, and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands, and crystal brooks,
With silken lines, and silver hooks.
John Donne
The Bait
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
Amy Bloom
Where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people and your God my God. 17 Where you die I will die, and there I will be buried. May the LORD deal with me, be it ever so severely, if anything but death separates you and me.
The Bible
Ruth 1. 16-17
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest--never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.
Ann Landers
All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.
John Berger
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Joseph Barth
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
The friendship between a man and a woman which does not lead to marriage or desire for marriage may be a life long experience of the greatest value to themselves and to all their circle of acquaintance and of activity; but for this type of friendship both a rare man and a rare woman are needed. Perhaps it should be added that either the man or the woman thus deeply bound in lifelong friendship who seeks marriage must find a still rarer man or woman to wed, to make such a three cornered comradeship a permanent success.
Anna Garlin Spencer
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
Anne Bradstreet
When two people are one
in their inmost hearts,
They shatter even the strength of iron or of bronze.
And when two people understand each other
in their inmost hearts,
Their words are sweet and strong,
like the fragrance of orchids.
I Ching
When Two People Are at One
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
Danny DeVito
The War of the Roses
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Joyce Brothers
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Joyce Brothers
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
George Bernard Shaw
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde
A Woman of No Importance.
What is a vow,
but an intention
spoken out before the world
so that the world, in hearing,
might take part
in aspirations
of the willing heart?
In our coming here today
to join and bless
the joy of your becoming wed,
may we enter in
the truth of the words you've said,
"I do."
Maureen Tolman Flannery
Entering the Vow
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
Mahatma Gandhi
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
What you are as a single person, you will be as a married person, only to a greater degree. Any negative character trait will be intensified in a marriage relationship, because you will feel free to let your guard down -- that person has committed himself to you and you no longer have to worry about scaring him off.
Josh McDowell
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
Mark Twain
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the the other, to let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their work:
If one falls down, his friend can help him up. But pity the man who falls and has no one to help him up!
Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone?
Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken.
The Bible
Ecclesiastes 4
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Mark Twain
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Gloria Steinem
Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.
Harriet Martineau
Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.
Louis K. Anspacher
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Oscar Wilde
Second marriage: the triumph of hope over experience.
Samuel Johnson
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.
Nanette Newman
A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude.
Rainer Maria Rilke
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other.
Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth for the other.
Now there is no more loneliness, for each of you will be companion for the other.
Now you are two persons, but there is only one life before you.
Go now to your dwelling place to begin the days of your life together.
May your days together be good and long upon the earth.
Apache Blessing
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
Pearl S. Buck
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in?
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. That is what makes a marriage last --more than passion or even sex!
Simone Signoret
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.
Tom Mullen
Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.
Will Staunton
Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.
W. H. Auden
You and I
Have so much love,
That it
Burns like a fire,
In which we bake a lump of clay
Molded into a figure of you
And a figure of me.
Then we take both of them,
And break them into pieces,
And mix the pieces with water,
And mold again a figure of you,
And a figure of me.
I am in your clay.
You are in my clay.
In life we share a single quilt.
In death we will share a single coffin.
Kuan Tao-Sheng
Married Love
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows. Marriage does.
Groucho Marx
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
Marriage is like the witness protection program: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore.
Jeremy Hardy
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Mae West
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.
Oscar Wilde
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Groucho Marx
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller
When a woman gets married, it's like jumping into a hole in the ice in the middle of winter. You do it once and you remember it the rest of your days.
Maxim Gorky
Dammit, sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure.
Oscar Wilde
An Ideal Husband.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Anonymous
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'.
Herbert Spencer
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
Minnie Pearl
In married life three is company and two is none.
Oscar Wilde
The Importance of Being Earnest.
I say we will have no more marriages.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet.
Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.
Heinrich Heine
No married man is ever attractive except to his wife.
Oscar Wilde
The Importance of being Earnest.
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
Carrie P. Snow
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient … You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
Prince Philip
Duke of Edinburgh's recipe for a happy marriage.
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Helen Rowland
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
Thornton Wilder
The Merchant of Yonkers.
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
Grace Hansen
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.
Oscar Wilde
A Woman of No Importance.
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
Lewis Grizzard
The longest sentence you can form with two words is 'I do'.
H. L. Mencken
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
James Holt McGavran
Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.
<p>Malcolm Bradbury</p>The History Man.
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein
So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three.
Alexandre Dumas
I can't mate in captivity.
Gloria Steinem
On being asked why she hadn't married.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Groucho Marx
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
G. K. Chesterton
I married beneath me - all women do.
Nancy Astor
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy Connolly
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams
Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
Anonymous
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Helen Rowland
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
Jean Kerr
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
Max Kauffmann
They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood
Mignon McLoughlin
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.
Carolyn Heilbrun
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho Marx
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong admit it;
Whenever you're right shut up.
Ogden Nash
What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life - to strengthen each other in all labour, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be one with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting?
George Eliot
Adam Bede
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
Theodore Hesburgh
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Homer
The Odyssey.
She's got gaps and I got gaps, and between the two of us, our gaps meet and we sort of fill each other in.
Rocky Balboa
From 1976 Rocky movie.
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
Leo Tolstoy
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Helen Rowland
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
Marriage is the union of two divinities that a third might be born on earth. It is the union of two souls in a strong love for the abolishment of separateness. It is that higher unity which fuses the separate unities within the two spirits. It is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance, and whose ending is Eternity. It is the pure rain that falls from an unblemished sky to fructify and bless the fields of divine Nature.
Kahlil Gibran
Words of the Master
Come live with me, and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands, and crystal brooks,
With silken lines, and silver hooks.
John Donne
The Bait
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
Amy Bloom
Where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people and your God my God. 17 Where you die I will die, and there I will be buried. May the LORD deal with me, be it ever so severely, if anything but death separates you and me.
The Bible
Ruth 1. 16-17
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest--never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.
Ann Landers
All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.
John Berger
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Joseph Barth
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
The friendship between a man and a woman which does not lead to marriage or desire for marriage may be a life long experience of the greatest value to themselves and to all their circle of acquaintance and of activity; but for this type of friendship both a rare man and a rare woman are needed. Perhaps it should be added that either the man or the woman thus deeply bound in lifelong friendship who seeks marriage must find a still rarer man or woman to wed, to make such a three cornered comradeship a permanent success.
Anna Garlin Spencer
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
Anne Bradstreet
When two people are one
in their inmost hearts,
They shatter even the strength of iron or of bronze.
And when two people understand each other
in their inmost hearts,
Their words are sweet and strong,
like the fragrance of orchids.
I Ching
When Two People Are at One
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
Danny DeVito
The War of the Roses
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Joyce Brothers
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Joyce Brothers
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
George Bernard Shaw
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde
A Woman of No Importance.
What is a vow,
but an intention
spoken out before the world
so that the world, in hearing,
might take part
in aspirations
of the willing heart?
In our coming here today
to join and bless
the joy of your becoming wed,
may we enter in
the truth of the words you've said,
"I do."
Maureen Tolman Flannery
Entering the Vow
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
Mahatma Gandhi
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
What you are as a single person, you will be as a married person, only to a greater degree. Any negative character trait will be intensified in a marriage relationship, because you will feel free to let your guard down -- that person has committed himself to you and you no longer have to worry about scaring him off.
Josh McDowell
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
Mark Twain
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the the other, to let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their work:
If one falls down, his friend can help him up. But pity the man who falls and has no one to help him up!
Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone?
Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken.
The Bible
Ecclesiastes 4
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Mark Twain
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Gloria Steinem
Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.
Harriet Martineau
Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.
Louis K. Anspacher
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Oscar Wilde
Second marriage: the triumph of hope over experience.
Samuel Johnson
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.
Nanette Newman
A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude.
Rainer Maria Rilke
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other.
Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth for the other.
Now there is no more loneliness, for each of you will be companion for the other.
Now you are two persons, but there is only one life before you.
Go now to your dwelling place to begin the days of your life together.
May your days together be good and long upon the earth.
Apache Blessing
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
Pearl S. Buck
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in?
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. That is what makes a marriage last --more than passion or even sex!
Simone Signoret
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.
Tom Mullen
Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.
Will Staunton
Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.
W. H. Auden
You and I
Have so much love,
That it
Burns like a fire,
In which we bake a lump of clay
Molded into a figure of you
And a figure of me.
Then we take both of them,
And break them into pieces,
And mix the pieces with water,
And mold again a figure of you,
And a figure of me.
I am in your clay.
You are in my clay.
In life we share a single quilt.
In death we will share a single coffin.
Kuan Tao-Sheng
Married Love
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows. Marriage does.
Groucho Marx
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
Marriage is like the witness protection program: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore.
Jeremy Hardy
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Mae West
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.
Oscar Wilde
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Groucho Marx
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller
When a woman gets married, it's like jumping into a hole in the ice in the middle of winter. You do it once and you remember it the rest of your days.
Maxim Gorky
Dammit, sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure.
Oscar Wilde
An Ideal Husband.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Anonymous
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'.
Herbert Spencer
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
Minnie Pearl
In married life three is company and two is none.
Oscar Wilde
The Importance of Being Earnest.
I say we will have no more marriages.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet.
Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.
Heinrich Heine
No married man is ever attractive except to his wife.
Oscar Wilde
The Importance of being Earnest.
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
Carrie P. Snow
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient … You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
Prince Philip
Duke of Edinburgh's recipe for a happy marriage.
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Helen Rowland
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
Thornton Wilder
The Merchant of Yonkers.
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
Grace Hansen
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.
Oscar Wilde
A Woman of No Importance.
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
Lewis Grizzard
The longest sentence you can form with two words is 'I do'.
H. L. Mencken
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
James Holt McGavran
Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.
<p>Malcolm Bradbury</p>The History Man.
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein
So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three.
Alexandre Dumas
I can't mate in captivity.
Gloria Steinem
On being asked why she hadn't married.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Groucho Marx
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
G. K. Chesterton
I married beneath me - all women do.
Nancy Astor
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy Connolly
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams
Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
Anonymous
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Helen Rowland
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
Jean Kerr
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
Max Kauffmann
They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood
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